President Biden pardons a turkey, an annual Thanksgiving tradition : NPR

Joe Biden is one year older Monday. At 81, he’s the oldest president in U.S. history.

But some things apparently never get old, notably the strange tradition of presidential turkey pardons, which is happening again Monday as well.

It’s a tradition that ironically features an American president sanctioning an event sponsored by a lobbying group, which advocates the opposite of what actually takes place at said event.

The president makes a few jokes and lets a turkey go free in what became a formalized occurrence in the 1980s. But the turkey lobby’s actual goal, as most likely know, is to get people to eat more turkey.

A long, strange history

This dance between the turkey lobby and presidents started in the 1940s, but back then, it was — a more honest — gifting of a bird for the president and his family to eat at Thanksgiving.

But death is a hard sell.

Most Americans probably don’t know or think about how their food gets to their tables. They really care, as surveys have found, about how it tastes and how cheap it is.

Politicians know this.

Realizing the awkwardness of the whole situation of publicly accepting a live turkey that was destined for his dinner table, John F. Kennedy broke the tradition in 1963.

“I think we’ll just let this one grow,” Kennedy said of the gobbling fowl with a sign around its neck that read, “Good eating, Mr. President.”

He and succeeding presidents would realize, it’s better to be seen as a turkey liberator rather than the one to publicly send ol’ Giblet to the executioner.

There was a close call, though, during the George W. Bush administration when Barney, the president’s plucky Scottish Terrier, almost silenced the gobble of that year’s bird. It took Bush hustling out of a national security meeting to call him off. And remember, this is the same dog that bit a reporter.

Biden is set to again pardon a pair of turkeys, hailing this year from Minnesota, which is apparently the top turkey producer in the country – though someone better keep Biden’s German Shepherds far away from the event or there might be a real … fowl up.

An expanding tradition … for some reason

The birds get their royal treatment, their own hotel room and, of course, punny jokes. And despite the irony, pointed out by your author year after year, this event shows no signs of slowing down.

In fact, it only seems to be expanding.

Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer brought the tradition to Michigan in 2022, pardoning “Mitch E. Gander” (get it!?). And it’s slated to happen again this year.

Alabama has apparently been doing this for decades. Oddly, the birds also, according to the Alabama Daily News, used to use the same names for the turkey every year for some reason — “Clyde” and “Henrietta.”

That changed this year after an online poll of Alabamans picked Giblet and Puddin’.

“Today, by the powers vested in me as governor of the state of Alabama,” Gov. Kay Ivey said at this year’s event, “I hereby am granting a full pardon to Giblet and Puddin’, so that they can spend their turkey day enjoying a meal of their own.”

Let’s just hope that meal isn’t what everyone else eats for Thanksgiving.

It’s become so embedded in the culture that a town in East Texas this year decided to join in on the strange tradition and let live a turkey by the name of … Dolly Pardon.

“The turkey is named Dolly because she’s a strong female role model,” Lisa Mays-Gonzalez, Van Community Library director. “And it’s a tribute to our Southern roots. And she is a very strong literacy advocate.”

No word on whether the turkey can read.

Dolly is set to live out her days at the “Believe in Vegan” ranch.